Yeah, heh-heh! Thought your third-grade days were over? Did you finally hand that last Kipling backpack over to Goodwill? Think again! Because I’ve been able to uncover all my forgotten childhood passions, and they probably apply to you, too, you soulless loser.
· Anything to do with monkeys, for some weird reason. I remember having a monkey folder, a monkey-themed birthday party, and a pet monkey, except we had to return it because it gave my mom malaria.
· The word “cheese”. And “ginormous.” Seriously?! It’s not that funny. I remember fondly of having my Girl Scout Troup nickname itself “The Jamaican Cheese Balls.”
· Fiji. We all wanted to travel there because it was fun to say.
· The names “Billy”, “Bob,” “Fred,” “Billiam”, “Joe,” and “BillyBobJoe.” I named my pet eraser BillyBobjoe and thought it was the funniest thing ever.
· Octopi. I really loved their tentacles.
So if you stumble upon anything else, notify me so I can burn it.
Love,
Jennie
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